Ozzy's diary of a Sunday morning

6am - Attempt to wake Anna and Jon up by bringing them a ball and clawing the fur throw at the end of the bed and purring VERY loudly.  If this fails, take said ball, which is now rather soggy, and drop onto one of their faces
7am - No response so climb onto window sill, peer through middle of the curtains, like on stage, then stretch out to climb onto bedside table thus opening curtains wide.

7.15am - Still no response so proceed to run around house at top speed and hare up stairs whilst meowing incredibly loudly.

7.30am - Have finally woken family (and neighbours / whole street) up.  Nag Anna to hurry up and get downstairs by chewing everything in sight and jumping onto Boddie so that he disappears entirely underneath.

7.45am - Get into kitchen and sit looking forlornly at empty bowl.  Look at Anna, look at bowl, look at Anna, look at bowl.  You get the picture....

7.50am - Snaffle down entire bowl of food, shove Boddie out of the way to eat his.  Once both bowls are empty, look forlornly at bowl, back to Anna, back to bowl, back to Anna....

7.55am - Sleep Zz z z z z z z  z    z     z

Warning!  Maine Coons are amazing cats but they wake early and eat LOADS!  Wouldn't change him for the world!